Math geek to the fifth power, I like cars, and I play tennis

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender)

epic-humor:

computer: I want to update this

me: sure

computer: you have to restart -

me: never mind

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

ariaoftheelements:

did-you-kno:

Source 

This is the most Southern word I have ever seen

ariaoftheelements:

did-you-kno:

Source 

This is the most Southern word I have ever seen

epic-humor:

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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Love isn’t soft, like those poets say. Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never close.

—Stephen King, The Body (via hazeleyes2012)

(Source: simply-quotes)

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

(Source: humorstop)

microcroft:

xekstrin:

imperfectwriting:

smalldoll:

If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods

If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house

I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.

I am also a vegetarian, and I also support that message.

(Source: a8sconds)